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Selena Gomez pisses me off

Man! ever since she started making movies, she has been a pain in the butt! at first, when she only had that one show on the Disney Channel (what was it called again? Selena Gomez and the Wizards? thats right), she was bearable.

but then came the teeny-bopper movies and the solo music career. Ugh! her music! wtf is Generation Z coming to?! this is what passes for music these days? I want Britney back! at least she had some controversy going on. unlike Ms. Gomez here with her purity ring and her Cinderella Stories.

oh and not too mention her relationship-of-convenience with the Queen of all things queer: Justin Bieber. jeez. One of these days, Selena, one of these days! POW! right in the kisser! (yes, that was a Honeymooners reference and no, i’m not too young for it but yes, i am and i learnt it from Family Guy). if you don’t believe me about how annoying she is, just watch the video that made me start this rant:

what the hell was that?! why? why, Microsoft Games, would you put up with that?! you could have chosen so many better ways to appeal to 12 year old girls!! God!

there is one thing funny about the video. the beginning would make a great intro for a lesbian porno. hmm… actually, Selena’s not that bad a hooker looker…

you know what guys? i think i might have the hots for her.

oh yeah. she wants me.

Shut up! our love is one the world will never understand! 😦

2 responses to “Selena Gomez pisses me off

  1. you pedophile. she makes horrible music aand she’s an annoying actor. you’re right i’ll never understand

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